Saturday, June 12, 2010

POLITICS: Oh my God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If someone had told me a decade ago that my politics would be this ...

My Political Views
I am a left moderate social libertarian
Left: 3.61, Libertarian: 2

Political Spectrum Quiz

... there's a possibility I would have shot them and/or myself.

Or perhaps I never was as conservative as I thought. Was I always a feel-good liberal hippy only interested in sowing the seeds of love?

Was I really only ever selectively conservative. Perhaps it's time to start writing the political sequel to this ...

UPDATE I: One of my admirers sent in this balanced comment for moderation:

The women of the world want you to kill yourself so that there is absolutely no danger of any of the sisterhood being sexually abused by you anymore. The test-tube scientists of the world want you to kill yourself so that there is no danger of your flawed genetic material being passed onto some new life form. Irfan it is well known that any opinion you might temporarily hold is purely the result of your own delusions and the varying effects of psychiatric pharmaceuticals. Existing as the most grotesque fat black freak in Australia does not entitle you to have a political opinion. Australian humans are entitled to any political opinion. You are not.

Thank you, Douglas Darby!

UPDATE II: Another message for moderation.

It's sad that your political views mirror your life situation as a nasty little social outcast, vicious gossip and a dependent needy lonely screw-up. It's not too late to give yourself an abortion with a massive overdose of psychiatric medication and an attention-seeking self-immolation. Your self-hatred and dislike of all humanity is the reason you continue to torture yourself and all Australians by continuing to exist. You are not going to get any happier by eating yourself to death so just have some dignity for the first time in your sad and lonely life and end it.

I love you too, Doug.

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1 comment:

Andrew Elder said...

I'm still more centrist than you. It's all the same with you turncoats isn't it, you're either all one way or all the other, where radicals and conservatives have more in common with one another than the "flyover country" of the middle ground.