The weblog of Irfan Yusuf, lawyer and writer who was once a small-c conservative but is now politically left right out. His often irreverent take on things appears in some 15 newspapers in Australia and New Zealand as well as online. His book "Once Were Radicals: My Years As A Teenage Islamo-fascist" was published in May 2009.
I kept detailed notes of the book for the prologue which I’d like to share if for no other reason than that I’d like to throw them out and return the book to my shelf. So here goes:
[01] Iran’s war with the United States was undeclared on Iran’s part and largely ignored on the US’s part. The US at one stage was too busy fighting the Cold War.
[02] Iran and its proxy Hezbollah found ways of fighting an unconventional war against the US with precision-guided rockets, roadside bombs and human suicide bombs.
[03] The Gulf has 55% of the world’s oil reserves which Iran is now close to controlling.
[04] The cult of martyrdom plays a central role in Iran’s political ideology. Iranians say that no army can come in the way of martyrdom.
[05] Iran believes it has enough military power to challenge US interests in the Gulf. Iran is the new superpower, with unconventional warfare methods that could easily bring a conventional army to a standstill.
[06] Iran has all but abandoned Khomeini’s revolution. It is a rational actor which coldly and methodically pursues its national interest. Scratch at the veneer of Islam and what you get is old-fashioned nationalism.
[07] Iran’s proxy Hezbollah was the irst military force to defeat Israel on the battlefield since it was founded. Hezbollah defeated Israel again in the 34 day war of 2006. Israel withdrew with heavy losses achieving not a single military objective, and indeed strengthening Hezbollah’s presence in Lebanon.
[08] US interests in the Middle East were founded on the old Sunni order which has all but collapsed.
[09] This book is about defining Iran’s imperial drive.
This book is a riveting read, though at times it is prone to generalisations and a fair bit of the explanation of Sunni and Shia theology is just plain wrong. However, the basic proposition is well-argued and compelling.
Hizbut Tahrir (or "HT" for short) are a political party that wants to re-establish the Caliphate using various means. These include handing out pamphlets at mosques after Friday prayers, sticking up posters on Matthews Street Punchbowl and holding conferences in various parts of Sydney.
I've been to one of their conferences. Not terribly interesting affairs. But I have written about them. Here's something appearing in The Age some years back:
HT teaches that active involvement in democratic politics represents a fundamental breach of the sacred law. Democracy and secularism are declared un-Islamic, voting is forbidden and membership of secular political parties regarded as virtual apostasy. HT insists Muslims work outside the system and re-invent a more "Islamic" wheel, an approach seen by the well-integrated majority of Muslims as an exercise in futility.
Although HT's goal is the re-establishment of the caliphate, they have no clear plan of action. At this stage, HT does little more than distribute pamphlets and hold conferences.
And for something less serious, here's an excerpt from a piece in NewMatilda:
... the Muhammadiyah, one of Indonesia's two main Islamic 'churches.' At last count, the youth group of Muhammadiyah consists of a handful of members around 10 million. The other group, Nahdhatul Ulama (NU) has around 20 million in its youth wing and around 40 million in its senior wing.
The Indonesian wing of HT has around 150,000 members. Excuse me while I check my blood pressure ...
... HT's clumsily expressed methodology attracts so few people, and their ideology is so fringe, that they'll be lucky to take even a first step toward achieving any caliphate. HT should be compared less to al-Qaeda and more to the galaxy of loony socialist groups on campus seeking to establish socialism.
Suffice it to say that HT can't exactly count me as one of their media buddies. And they know it. Look at what they had to say about my piece at the Muslim Village idiots' forums.
Of course, there are some places where the HT crowd know their message will be reproduced almost unadulterated. Fringe attracts fringe, and the fringe fruitloop who edits the opinion page of Sydney's Daily Teleraph has shown his willingness to print entire press releases of HT as op-eds. Tim Blair is one of the few friends on the media HT can count on.
When it comes to hpolding narrow-minded tunnel-visioned nonsensical positions and attract mainly complete morons to their discussions, Blair and HT have plenty in common.
Sarkozy's focus on a tiny minority who cover up risks alienating most Muslims, writes Irfan Yusuf.
IN ABOUT six months, a cross-party French parliamentary committee of 32 MPs will prepare a report examining whether the wearing of the burqa (an outfit, usually black, that covers a woman's full body, including her face) in public represents a threat to French secularism. They'll also determine whether to ban it being worn in France.
The committee was formed after French President Nicolas Sarkozy addressed the French Parliament on June 22 and described the burqa as "a problem of liberty and women's dignity" and "not welcome in France".
Sarkozy further claimed that the burqa was not a religious symbol at all, but rather "a sign of subservience and debasement", which created "women prisoners behind a screen, cut off from all social life, deprived of all identity".
Of course, even if Sarkozy regarded the burqa as a religious symbol, he might still ban it. In the past, he hasn't been averse to banning the open display of religious symbols in French state schools.
Sarkozy was originally behind the push to proscribe the hijab (headscarf) from state schools, only to subsequently oppose specific legislation, introduced in 2004, which saw the wearing of all religious symbols in state schools prohibited.
Many French, and indeed many Australians, find the various shades of religious head covering adopted by Muslim women somewhat troublesome. Women draped in black represent one of the most potent stereotypes of Islam in the West, one reinforced by media images. When one Sydney Muslim man called for polygamy to be legalised, the Herald Sun website carried a photo of two burqa-clad women crossing the street. The website of its Sydney equivalent regularly carries photos of burqa-clad women in any story even mildly related to Muslims. On August 8, 2007, in a story on an investigation into a refugee housing project run by a main Muslim body, The Daily Telegraph showed the image of the top half of a fully veiled woman's face.
It's unclear exactly what proportion of Muslim women wear any sort of head covering when in public, though anecdotal evidence suggests only a minority do. Among those who cover, the vast majority seem to follow the religious consensus and restrict themselves to merely covering all or part of their hair. This can take the form of a more fixed hijab (as commonly worn in the Arab world and South-East Asia) or a loose shawl draped over the head (common in Iran and South Asia).
The vast majority of Muslims in France are from North Africa where the face veil is rarely worn. This naturally raises the question: with such a tiny minority wearing such a veil, why is Sarkozy using his precious time talking about this issue?
Sarkozy's remarks are reminiscent of former prime minister John Howard's frequent references to alleged non-integration of Muslim Australians. Yet in one radio interview Howard declared 99.9 per cent of Muslims were perfectly integrated. I wondered at the time whether his repeated emphasis on the 0.01 per cent non-integrated was little more than an attempt to create an environment where the 99.9 per cent were made to feel uncomfortable.
No women in my family cover their hair. However, my maternal grandfather, who lectured at the relatively liberal Aligarh Muslim University in India, insisted the women of his household practise a form of traditional aristocratic seclusion known as purdah. Though associated with Indian Islamic culture, purdah was also practised in many upper-class north Indian Hindu and Sikh households.
It was common in those days for wealthy women to go out shopping while seated in a special palanquin (called a dholi). This was basically a large, comfortable, box-like structure with plenty of cushions for aristocratic women to laze on while their male servants (or even male relatives) would carry them. The curtains around the box had a screen through which the women could peek and decide which shop they would visit.
Women's quarters in 1950s Aligarh homes were places where women enjoyed themselves, freed of any domestic duties, their husbands or fathers employing servants to perform all cooking and other chores. Men were expected to lavish gifts on their female relatives (and in-laws) using the household income, which women were usually responsible for managing (I'm sure to their own advantage). Men were also expected to do all the shopping for food and other household needs. Women only shopped to buy clothes, jewellery and other luxury items for themselves.
Of course, the situation for the aristocratic Indian woman in purdah was a far cry from impoverished women living in Afghanistan under the Taliban. Purdah did not stop my mother from completing high school and a bachelor's degree. The idea of banning women from education or work would be anathema to most Muslims, including the one in four of South Asian heritage.
France has the largest Muslim population of any country in Western Europe.
By focusing on a tiny minority of Muslim women, Sarkozy risks alienating the majority of French Muslims, including those who agree with his basic proposition that the burqa is offensive and degrading to women.
Irfan Yusuf is author of Once Were Radicals: My Years as a Teenage Islamo-Fascist, published by Allen & Unwin. This article was first published in The Age on Monday 6 July 2009.
... also known as Maimonides, perhaps the greatest Andalusian physician & philosopher who brought two close and great unitarian faiths closer even closer ...
Once Were Radicals ...
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About the blogger ...
Irf
I was born some time back. I'm currently alive. No doubt one day I'll pass away or pass out, whichever comes first. Until then, I do lawyering and writing in Australia.
From Wednesday 18 February 2009, the following comment moderation policy will apply ...
Comments are now moderated. Those deemed defamatory or which are sexist, racist, homophobic, heterophobic or represent vicious personal attacks on anyone will not be posted.Any queries can be e-mailed to irfsol@yahoo.com.au.
Leftist lawyer Irfan Yusuf has a dream ... this goose ...
(From various intelligent blog posts.)
Endorsement from Sheik YerMami
One of Daily Telegraph Tim Blair's sources
Serial dreck-blogger … muselmanic master of spin … the Pretend-Christian …Australia’s sharia-shyster … Islamo agit prop … If the Fed’s are not onto him yet, concerned readers should bring it to their attention. Irfan should at least be on a watch list. His incitement could have worked. The stirring could have resulted in hundreds, if not thousands of Yusuf’s co-religionists running amok, smashing stuff and killing people … a fanatical Muslim … We know that the Manchurian candidate Hussein Obama is a Muzz and a fraud. We know what he represents, and we don’t want any of it.
(Sheik Yer'mami is shown on the bottom right hand corner of the cartoon above which was taken from his website. The person seated at the computer wearing the ceremonial hat is myself pictured as an orthodox Jew. My, what charming sources the Opinion Editor of the Daily Telegraph has!)
Endorsement from Mr Daniel Pipes
Chronic sectarian bigot ...
A nasty attack by an Australian blogger named Irfan Yusuf has appeared ... Yusuf jumps on me ...
(From an update on Mr Pipes' blog dated 21 February 2008. No, Mr Pipes, I would never jump on you. I just don't find you physically attractive!)
Further Endorsement from Mr Daniel Pipes ...
Promoter of the "Obama was a Muslim" smear ...
... should send a signal to responsible media everywhere to decline his tendentious writings.
(I wonder if, by "responsible", he means that tiny fringe of newspapers and websites happy to print his claims that Barack Obama is a Muslim apostate and attended a madressa? Or that wearing a sarong is "a garment associated with Muslims"? Or that extremists make up 10-15% of the Muslim world population? Well, Mr Pipes, I wouldn't want to pollute my reputation by writing for those kinds of media. You can have them all, mate!)
Endorsement from Dr Merv Bendle
The ABC Unleashed website then published an online article by the Muslim spokesman, Irfan Yusuf ... ridiculing those who raised the possibility of a terrorist connection to the bushfires. Even the police became involved ...
(From an article defending the "forest jihad" thesis published in the ever-wacky National Observer. Wow. The police are in cahoots with with a Muslim spokesman that no Muslim organisation has appointed to speak on its behalf! Perhaps Dr Bendle's article should have been titled "Bendit Like Bendle".)
Endorsement from the editorial writer of The Australian newspaper
... self-styled Muslim advocate Irfan Yusuf, a young lawyer of Pakistani extraction ... his shrewd legal mind ...
(From an editorial published in The Australian on 7 December 2006. The likely author of that editorial is no longer enjoying the ultimate in job security - working for Dr Brendan Nelson!)
Endorsement from Mark Steyn
Theatre critic
... I may be coming up with the update for the Protocols for the Eldersof Zion, I could get so apoplectic about that, I could keel over from a massivecoronary and be dead on the floor, and there would be noproblem with my hate speech anymore!
(Response to a question I put to the author during the Big Ideas Forum organised by the Centre for Independent Studies on Monday 14 August 2006. I admit that I mischievously replied: "Be my guest". Moments later, some poor fellow nervously stood up and blurted out: "... the Muslim gentleman at the rear of the room who didn't introduce himself made some comments which I think most people found rather extreme, including the request, half-way through Mark's response that he drop dead. Those are sentiments that that gentleman has never expressed in some of his columns which have been printed in the Sydney Morning Herald". He's right. Why would I waste Herald readers' time with a mention of some Canadian theatre critic?)
Endorsement from Janet Albrechtsen
John Howard's favourite columnist
Irfan, Irfan, how predictable to see you here. I understand you do not agree with my views but your intellectual dishonesty is really very funny. After our last encounter, I no longer take your jibes seriously.
(Published in Ms Albrechtsen's blog, 07 March 07, 6:02am. Wow, she got up so early to respond! I'm flattered ...)
Endorsement from the Hon Laurie Ferguson MHR
Federal Member for Reid
... the rather exotic coalition candidate who was supplied for my seat, Mr Irfan Yusuf. He did, of course, make a major contribution to public debate in this country ...
(House of Representatives Hansard, 13 March 2002. No hard feelings, Laurie, though I think your hairstyle is somewhat more exotic than mine!)
Endorsement from the Hon Kelvin Thomson MHR
Federal Member for Wills
A woman by the name of Irfan Yusuf in the Canberra Times on 10 October described the Prime Minister as condemning: "… certain isolationist practices of Muslims before defending a fringe Christian sect with even more isolationist practices."
(House of Representatives Hansard, 01 November 2006. Kelvin, understand this well: I ain't nobody's bitch!)
Endorsement from Robert Spencer
Screaming Sectarian Super-Bigot
I am "far-right" the way Geert Wilders ... is
... I can see why Irfan Yusuf got the 2007 Allen & Unwin Iremonger award for public affairs writing: he's slick.
(Comment on a book review I wrote for The Australian. Mate, you said it. Who am I to argue with you?)
Endorsement from the Hon. Bronwyn Bishop MHR
Federal Member for Mackeller and backbencher for life
It has come to my attention today that an opinion piece has been authored and distributed by a Muslim activist, known for his offensive behaviour to women, by the name of Mr Irfan Yousef (sic.). He has made a number of scurrilous, ridiculous and inaccurate statements concerning me. For the record, I totally refute his statements but, as he has not resorted to bomb throwing, I guess we can handle his accusations.
(House of Representatives Hansard, 6 September 2005, 3 days before my appointment as UNIFEM White Ribbon Day Ambassador campaigning to eliminate all forms of violence against women.)
Endorsement from Tim Blair ...
YUSTUFFED ... Via Sheik Yermami ... local lardmunch Irfan Yusuf ... perhaps Irfan should fight a war he has a chance of winning. Like suing clothing manufacturers who claim “one size fits all”.
(From Mr Blair's charming blog hosted on the Daily Telegraph website. It's great to see Blair receiving and acknowledging material from a fellow travellor.)
Another endorsement from Tim Blair
Resident News Limited buffoon (at least for now)
... there's another thing besides manufacturing outrage that gets Irf out of bed in the morning. I've heard it's a Caterpillar 966G Series II loading shovel.
(Comment left on another blog. Charming stuff, Tim.)
Endorsement from Seyfi Seyit
... novice writer Irfan Yusuf ... after forcing myself to read [his] book I found it irreverent, blasphemous ...
(Review by Mr Seyit of Once Were Radicals in Issue 3 of The Aussie Mossie newsletter published on an irregular basis, usually to coincide with Mr Seyit's latest government funding application.)
Endorsement from Daniel Lewis
Author of numerous racist letters to the editor ...
Irfan is not only a liar ... coward and intellectual fraud ... I would have thought the right-hand sidebar of his blog would be an excellent place for another quote from his growing list of 'admirers'.
(Danny-boy, thanks for the suggestion! And keep those nasty letters to the editor going. Would you like me to reproduce some here?)
Endorsement from Andrew Landeryou
A chap having some association with Melbourne University Union.
Pakistani born Sydney lawyer Irfan Yusuf ... make[s] us wonder why Crikey and other publications continue to pay him money for his race-baiting and erroneous words of hate.
(Well, Andrew, maybe it's because I'm not obsessed with people's ethnicity or where they were born.)