Tuesday, August 11, 2009

HUMOUR: Bolt becomes colour blind ...

Andrew Bolt, the Herald Sun's token Dutch columnist, has succumbed to a strange case of colour-blindness.

Writing on his bog (no, that wasn't a typo), Bolt uses the headline:

Only racist if whites are punching, not punched

He complains that we only call violence racist when it is committed by whites against non-whites, not by non-whites against whites.

And his first example was this story involving the suspended sentence of a former Macedonian army soldier Edmond Malikovski who was part of a gang calling itself "Noble Park Bosnians".

So white people are now being punched by nasty non-whites from Macedonia and Bosnia Herzegovina and the media refuses to report it for what it is - racist violence. How terrible. And in case any readers have trouble recognising just how non-white Bosnians and Macedonians are, here are some photos of Bosnian girls holding up their national flag ...

... and here are some dark-skinned Macedonian girls.

Feel free to suggest any cures for Andrew's colour blindness by writing to him at BoltA@heraldsun.com.au.

Words © 2009 Irfan Yusuf

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Augustus said...

Irf, as much as I hate to admit it, you are of somewhat above average intelligence. However, your refusal to acknowledge the context or even the point of anything said or written by your opponents or detractors only serves to make you look both silly and petty.

Rather than play semantics and try to exhibit a low form of sarcastic wit, why not debate Bolt/Blair/Akerman on their arguments rather than look for technicalities to prey upon.

I have always accused you of dishonesty and you continue to prove me right.

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