Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Hot Crescent Buns?

A reader told me this morning that she was driving through the Queensland countryside on Friday morning when she switched on her radio and started tuning. She came across a familiar voice and discovered the Alan Jones Breakfast Show was being broadcast on a local station.


The reader told me she almost drove her car off the road laughing when she heard Jones going off at the fact that some retailers were selling hot cross buns earlier than usual this year. According to Jones, this was because of all the foreigners coming into the country. I’m not sure if Jones specified Muslims.

If this report is true, there’s no doubt that Alan should consult a doctor as soon as possible!

POSTSCRIPT

OK, I admit it. I made a boo-boo. In fact, Alan Jones was talking about EASTER EGGS!!

To access, click here and then listen to the thought for the day dated Friday 23 February 2007.

© Irfan Yusuf 2007

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your campaign of hatred against gays shows the intolerance of Islam.

Legal Eagle said...

That Alan Jones is really a nuff nuff.

Interestingly, he doesn't have much influence down here in Victoria. My extended family (all Sydneysiders) were telling me how horrible he is. My Dad had to explain who he was. My husband hadn't heard of him until all that furore about the unauthorised biography.

Could it possible be the God of Mammon which has induced retailers to bring out hot cross buns in early February?

Anonymous said...

The day will come when Hot Cross Buns are sold all year round and muslims will be crucified on top of the new Lakemba Liquor Warehouse (Formerly a mosque). The only Hot Crescents will the marks made in the foreheads of muslims by crescent-shaped branding irons. Fat muslims such as yourself will be lining the barbed-wire fences of the extermination camps begging for any sort of food even Hot Cross Buns. The only meal options for muslim terrorists and rapists and islam-breeders will be roast pork or roast Paki.

yl said...

Could someone please ask Douglas to get off the grass?

Anonymous said...

Gentlemen please! Enough of the paranoia - it's all about tax avoidance.

As part of the GST wheeling and dealing that allowed 'basic food' to be tax free, hot-cross buns were classified with bread as tax free, although they should have been in the taxed category with finger buns, donuts and other healthy treats.

You will find many god-fearing bread shops selling hot-cross buns all year round. Now why would that be?

Ken

Anonymous said...

Hot Cross buns are very good for reminding us that the jews killed Jesus. My suggestion is that on top of each Hot Cross Bun the bakers should also put one grain of sugar. This can symbolise the only contribution that muslims have made to the West (Which was allowing merchants to bring sugar to Europe).

yl said...

Irfan, can you please not post anymore comments of Doug and his drugged-up mates. Esp that dodgy mortgage broker who keeps blabbing on about slaughtering Jews.

Anonymous said...

First the threat against Jews and Muslims with a hot cross bun, and then that last post about Muslims and sugar... I'm speechless... I think he's on something a bit stronger than just grass yl!

Anonymous said...

Why is it that muslims are the most hated ethno-religious group in Australia? You'd be hard pressed to find any non-muslim who wants more muslims in Australia. There is not one single non-muslim politician who publicly supports more muslims. Now is the time to fix the situation. Pathetic muslims who need to bring a cousin out from Lebanon so they can marry it will just have to go without. What a pity. After the muslims stop coming it won't be long before we start deporting them. The founding fathers wanted a muslim free Australia. What a great day it will be. Irfan will be in a Pakistani lunatic asylum trying to write his blog on a steamy goats turd with a stick. At long last he will lose some weight because eating his Pakistani blog won't be very fattening.

Anonymous said...

So to create a pseudo muslim intellectual like Irfan Yusuf first you have send it to the only Church of England Cathedral School. Then send it to Club Mac. Then have it hang around the Liberal Party like a bad smell for a decade. At the end you have a typical private school chump except that this one is deeply flawed with re-occuring mental illness. From time-to-time in a desperate search for meaning it gets out it's english language Quran and starts babbling on like a crazy man about Muhammed. Was spending all those hundreds of thousands of dollars educating let alone feeding this creature really worth it? Would it have been more efficient if it was aborted as a foetus? At least there is no danger of Irfan Yusuf breeding with anything human. I think we have to discuss compulsory abortions for muslims or some other birth control. Such as anyone going near a mosque gets kicked in the goolies by a row of policemen. There are too many of them already. Something has to be done. Preferably using the maximum amount of violence. Though there is a lot to be said for efficiency. Compulsory dosing with the abortion drug RU-486 could be a partial solution as a prelude to the Final Solution of the muslims.

jr said...

See, Irf, this is what Extreme Right young libs do when they get caught doing credit card fraud. They just spend their days composing insults at you 'cause theyve no ability to produce their own intelligible blog!!

Rhys said...

I agree with Legal Eagle that the early Easter buns (or eggs, as the case may be) are more likely related to the worship of Mammon. Some people persist in trying to prove that you can, in fact, worship both God and money. And some people just worship money.

Pretty funny that some people blame even this on too many foreigners (well, funny and completely disheartening at the same time).

And what's with these anonymous posts calling for the torture/rape/deportation and/or death of Muslims? Are they for real? The posts are so extreme they could only possibly be parodies...surely?

Anonymous said...

Australia should be one happy group of people without complaint or argument with each other. The problem is that Australians have been programmed to argue against each other on matters of race. One side has been brainwashed into constantly attacking the other side as racists while absurdly pretending that everyone in the world is the same as each other.

There shouldn't be any argument about muslims. When a married couple argue about what is garbage and what should be thrown away we know that the argument would not have occured if the garbage had never come into the house. The muslim garbage should never have been allowed in the house. It's time to have a happy household and dispose of the muslim garbage once and for all.

jr said...

Kyle, why are you spending so much time on this blog? Don't you have a hearing to prepare for?