Senator Obama - fully Sikh!
And in breaking news, we've just received reports that Democratic Presidential hopeful and Senator Barack Hussein Mohammed Sheik Ayatollah Mullah Amrozi Ehud Menachem Shamir Sharon Obama has now adopted the Sikh faith.
Obama's new spokesperson, Jasminder Singh, made the announcement earlier today. "Yoh, man. Da boss is like fully Sikh", Singh told reporters.
(On a serious note, for how long will the anti-Obama crowd go on smearing this guy? Why don't they just stick to the issues?)
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